I am not whinning about it, but I figured if I am going to post comics about CRASH-Bs before the race, I should probably at least explain why I was MIA at the race. I promise that tomorrow's comic will be far more entertaining.

As usual, this was a product of my dorkiness, and, as a service to the community, I will share it with others.

Mmm.... New Zealand...

And he's an Olympian!

Just watch, it's going to be either 81 or -1 next week.

This MIGHT be what they refer to as "overtraining". Or "wussiness". You decide.

For those not in the know, Rich Branch was my freshman coach in college.
Oh yeah, Happy Valentine's day, if you celebrate that sort of thing..

Oh, well...

Mind you, I LIKE biathlon, and the Winter Olympics in general. I just honestly can't remember ever being less aware that the Olympics were about to start.

Either that, or Bruce's presence draws lightweights like an electric bulb draws bugs.

And if you don't get the reference... You should watch more TV.

You could probably make a pretty good case that they are not getting an early start, but they simply never stopped.

In a blind taste test, two out of three ergers said that they preferred the taste of duct tape to that of electrical tape.