This State Police Officer is my hero. He actually stopped a power boat AND took away their beer. Honest. Saw it with my own two eyes. They were welling up with tears of gratitude at the time, but really, I saw it. OK, sarcasm aside, this is the first time all year I've seen a power boat pulled over. It was pretty nice, especially as I was cooling my heels in six inches of water deposited by another power boat's wake.