Damn it, I have to update the list AGAIN?????

In my defense, I didn't really forget the Kuronen principle. I was merely applying Smith's Law--"The Kuronen principle is generally not observed in the presense of motorized watercraft with a megaphone on board". I think I'll go update that "top ten signs that I am a dork" list now.

It is also entirely possible that I was just plain lazy. But I did spend four and half hours watching some excellent college basketball on Friday. And if Shelden Willaims learned to shoot free throws, it would have been far less exciting. :)

And that was still the best toe-ing job I've done in my life. Pretty sad, eh?

I think I've had about two days this year when I've rowed 25 miles in two workouts, never mind one. Wow. Well done.

We haven't had one of these text-only comics in a bit. The fact that it's about email, and neither Sean nor John is involved is trully mind boggling.

Ok, something entertaining needs to happen in the am, or this will continue indefinitely.
p.s. congatulations to our newly elected officials. Especially the captain and secretary.

I believe the proper scientific name is Dorkus Igorus.

Sorry no comic today. Probably will post something for today and friday over the weekend.

As promised:

Of course, trampolines are also a possibility.

Since this is the dorkiest comic EVER, the graphs should be explained. When two lines intersect, people passed each other. Note that Rob's line gets closer but never intersects mine. Adrian should feel fortunate that Miranda wasn't there, otherwise his line would have been hot pink. The "drugs" are a coach, a fellow rower, and a device attached to one's oars.

Thanks to Trevor, Pete and Sean and the two power boat guys, whose names, to my everlasting shame, I didn't get.
p.s. I feel very fortunate to draw little pictures about what happened. Or, anything, for that matter.

Thought I'd praise the weather for a change.

Ok, I might be exaggerating a bit. But not as much as you would think. Tom probably thought he was in Legoland(Lego reference, copyright 2005, Pete Morelli).

Unfortunately for the ladies in the audience, you have to frequent the men's locker room to fully appreciate the last panel.

See panel 3.